me: Some friends…

There were little negotiations on this, but our friendship has been optimized at a minimum average of ~24 hours per annum (ie. for the entire duration of this friendship). Just so that she does not fail the abovementioned clause, I’ll be generous to include the times which I traveled to Malaysia to meet her as well. But with 11 years of friendship and more than 5 of them being in different continents, we are still best friends today. Considering the depth, range and “bimbo-ness” of today and how much lighter my shoulders now feel - there is absolutely no doubt on this conclusion.